As the holidays approach, you might be considering what to gift your staff. But before you go out and make a purchase, let’s take a tongue-in-cheek look at what NOT to gift them. Some are real suggestions we’ve heard, and others are just for giggles. But all will ensure you’re remembered (perhaps not so fondly) for your “unique” choice.
- Selfie Stick: For capturing all those moments when they’re overworked and under-caffeinated.
- Single-Ply Toilet Paper: Bonus points if it’s festively wrapped.
- Expired Coupons: They thought Black Friday deals were good…
- A DVD of ‘Office Space’: To remind them of how much better they have it at work.
- Mismatched Socks: Because who doesn’t lose one in the wash?
- A Jar of Pickles: To add a little crunch to those staff meetings.
- Empty Picture Frame: For memories that were never made.
- Re-Gifted Fruitcake: The age-old mystery of who actually eats these.
- A Single Pen: Because you “value their contributions.”
- An “IOU” Note: When you’re too lazy to even try.
- A Pet Rock: Less responsibility than a goldfish but with all the excitement.
- Your Old Mugs: Declutter your home and “gift” at the same time!
- A Box of Broken Crayons: For their “artistic side.”
- Outdated Calendars: 1999 was a great year, right?
- A Bag of Unpopped Popcorn Kernels: Movie night, anyone?
- Batteries (Not Included): The ultimate holiday tease.
- Canned Spinach: Because who wouldn’t want to channel their inner Popeye?
- A Mixtape of Elevator Music: For when you need a break from holiday tunes.
- An Empty Gift Card: It’s the thought that counts… or not.
- Glitter Bomb: Sure to make them sparkle with frustration.
- An Alarm Clock: So they can wake up even earlier for work!
In all seriousness, remember that gift-giving is about thoughtfulness and appreciation. Whatever you choose, make sure it comes from the heart (and isn’t on this list!). Happy holidays and happy (wise) gifting! 🎁😉
